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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Top Ten Benefits to Unemployment

10) Sleep in every day

9) Plenty of time to read

8) No powerpoint clipart

7) Watching Heroes episodes back-to-back

6) Food stamps. You eat better than people that work for a living, with the exception of drug dealers, who have to spend cash discreetly

5) Sitting on a park bench, watching little girls with bad intent

4) Personal Hygiene is optional

3) Pants are optional

2) No bills to pay

1)No taxes

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