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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The ManiaC Doctrine

Slacker: if you were in charge, would you let me?
ManiaC: I wouldn't be bothered with trivial decisions like that
ManiaC: but let's see..
ManiaC: my stategy wouldn't involve many tanks
Slacker: boo
ManiaC: when we invade Iran there will be plenty of tanks
ManiaC: we'll take a large chunk of the west side and deport all the inhabitants
ManiaC: It'll have two airbases and a nuclear plant
Slacker: oooh
ManiaC: we'll call it a DMZ, sell electricity to Iraq and Iran, control petroleum shipments in the region and conduct airstrikes randomly
ManiaC: since there will be no civilians, we can shoot everyone that approaches. There will be no more foreign support for the insurgency and Iran will be permananetly incapacitated
ManiaC: and the whole thing will pay for itself
Slacker: nice
ManiaC: now, some people might question the political feasibility of the plan
ManiaC: those people are traitors to America

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