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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

A Real Capitalist

*Never discriminates based on race, gender, sexual orientation, or religion... Except of course that the receptionist is always a 23 year old white girl with good assets.

*Would sell ice cubes to Eskimoes.

*Would sell guns to socialists.

*Would sell sales training to other capitalists.

*Loves America, when doing so is profitable.

*Hates cronyism and nepotism, but uses them when they are available.

*Would have covered this blog with google ads and Amazon links.

*Hey, that's not a bad idea.... yes it is.

*Would sue Spacemonkey for stealing his format, then steal the lame IMAO format in retribution.

*Would sell his dog to a Korean chef.

*Enjoys long walks on the beach... I'm talking to you, Displacethoughts girl.

*Sucks up to everyone.

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